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My poetry collection, '500 tips for fat girls.'

My poetry collection, “500 tips for fat girls.” $10

<my poetry collection is called “500 tips for fat girls.” Also, this is not a self-help book. No one should ever buy a self-help book from me because it would consist of drinking 5 margaritas in a row and trying to make top ramen in my small kitchen. Embarrassing.

My EP, “letters don’t talk”, $10

My debut EP is called “letters don’t talk”. It was released in 2012. I think it’s really good, but I also like line dancing and watching C-span, so you should probably listen to a preview here, just to be safe. >