MARY LAMBERT

Merch

Here’s my webstore! I don’t know how to embed it, because I do my own website and I’m not very good at it!!!

I have a poetry collection called “Shame is an Ocean I Swim Across.” This is not a self-help book, just so you know. It is about feelings. No one should ever buy a self-help book from me because it  would consist of drinking 5 margaritas in a row and trying to make top ramen in my small kitchen. Embarrassing. You can purchase it directly from my webstore, as well as posters and music and a sticker with my face on it.

am I allowed to wear my own merch????Also I sell crop tops!

I fucking love crop tops.

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