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My poetry collection, '500 tips for fat girls.'

My poetry collection, “500 tips for fat girls.” $10

my first poetry collection is called “500 tips for fat girls.” Also, this is not a  self-help book. No one should ever buy a self-help book from me because it  would consist of drinking 5 margaritas in a row and trying to make top  ramen in my small kitchen. Embarrassing.

am I allowed to wear my own merch????

I also sell vinyl, cd’s, posters and t-shirts! And crop  tops!

I fucking love crop tops.