Categories: BlogUncategorized

BABES, YOU ALWAYS LOOK THE MOST CUTEST

Hey my little green bean sprouts,
I peek around on social media every once in awhile, and I am always so impressed with how you guys rock all of your “Mary Lambert” shirts. Whether it’s the “Gender Roles Are Gross” crop top with jeans, the “Body Love” shirt with no make-up, the “Mary Lambert Makes Me Emotional” tee matching with other babes, or the “Everybody Is A Babe” in your sleepy jam-jams, YOU ALWAYS LOOK THE MOST CUTEST. I want to start a fan-of-the-week photo series that shows you cuties donning your Mary Lambert shirts along with a brief interview I hold where I ask you about how great you are and what your patronus is.

If you want to be involved, just use the hashtag ‪#‎MaryLambertFan‬ on instagram, twitter, or facebook.

PS. PS. PS. YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL AND MADE OF SUNSHINE AND ANNIE’S CHEDDAR BUNNIES AND I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER

Recent Posts

WE GOT GAY MARRIED!! HERE ARE THE PHOTOS!!

Also I'm still fat and so happy!!!!!!!! This was before I refused to take my…

1 year ago

I’m ON TOUR and a rant about fat acceptance

Hello my little backyard birds!! If this sweet lil message is finding you in the…

2 years ago

Meet Bertie!

Hi y'all, if you've been following my social media, you probably know that I'm voice…

3 years ago

Watch the video and read the letter for Dear Jo

Dear J.K. Rowling,  For someone who imagined such a staggeringly beautiful world of magic, the…

4 years ago

A Response to J.K. Rowling and Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists

J.K. Rowling, armed with 14 million twitter followers and unimaginable wealth has chosen to spend…

4 years ago

A new album?!

Yes, it's real!!I launched a Kickstarter for Grief Creature, because y'all are the best record…

5 years ago