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hey, so this happened.

ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO SERENADE YOUR GODDAMN PANTS OFF?!

At rehearsal today, I tried to convince Ben and Ryan that I should enter on a unicorn.
I don’t know why they were so against it. I also demanded rhinestones and sequins on my mic, along with a projection of a rainbow on my face. duh.

Hope you like this video- I’m a bridesgroomsmaid! Also I’m holding a sparkler trying not to burn anything down.

AAAAND TA-DAAAAH! My canvas bags arrived! They’re real cute.

carry all your lesbian shit in here; like a softball or a Sylvia Plath book

This adorable thing is available on my merch site, along with sweet Mary Lambert T-shirts and my entirely sob-fest of a DEBUT ALBUM, called “Letters Don’t Talk”. If you’re interested in crying really hard, you can listen, here
take a peep (not a peep show idiot).

See you at the shows, y’all.

I CAN’T WAIT.

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