Also I'm still fat and so happy!!!!!!!! This was before I refused to take my dress off and leave the…
Hello my little backyard birds!! If this sweet lil message is finding you in the northeastern united states and you…
Hi y'all, if you've been following my social media, you probably know that I'm voice acting for an incredible character…
Dear J.K. Rowling, For someone who imagined such a staggeringly beautiful world of magic, the limits of your imagination when…
J.K. Rowling, armed with 14 million twitter followers and unimaginable wealth has chosen to spend her time, energy, and influence…
Yes, it's real!!I launched a Kickstarter for Grief Creature, because y'all are the best record label I've ever had. A…
Listen, your weight loss is your prerogative. If you feel like it's gonna make you happier or feel better to…
Shame Is an Ocean I Swim Across has been many, many years in the making. I've been working on this…
Just wanted you to know that this is HAPPENING!! OMG. Pre-order if you wanna!
Yep, it's true, we are hitting the road again in the second installment of the Everybody is a Babe Tour…
YOU READ THE TITLE!!!! It's true! I've been doing everything I can to work with the over 21 venues to…
Here are ticket links!!!! YAY!!!! 8/25- Syracuse, NY- New York State Fair- Get Tickets 9/3- Nashville, TN- Church Street Block Party- Get…
The Everybody is a Babe Tour begins in October!!! Tickets go on sale on FRIDAY August 11th!!! Can you even…
I am slightly embarrassed that I'm only just now getting to the blog, BUT YO, life has been insane in…
I'm kidding, you don't actually get a bunny guys, but you get an instant download of the first single "Know…
Over the course of the last few months, the Dakota Access Pipeline has been etched in my mind as one…
My babies! It’s here! It’s queer! It’s my Kickstarter! (Check the link here to bypass my long-winded newsletter) For the…
Angels, I don't even know where to start. It is a strange world we live in; My heart oscillates between…
Hey my little red pandas, I'm working on my next collection of poetry!! I'm working on a lot of things,…
It's here!! It's here! It's heeeeeeere! "Hang Out With You" is out today! Michelle Chamuel and I wrote this song…
Hey my little green bean sprouts, I peek around on social media every once in awhile, and I am always…
My dearest, most precious snow angels, It's January! How was your holiday?! How was your New Years? Did you make…
Hey my little tinsel babies. I wrote a new poem-song a couple weeks ago and I thought it might be…
Hey my pretty babes, How are you?? Did you see something cool today like a cloud that was shaped like…
Hello glorious babes and gentlebabes! I am unicorn president of this website, and I feel like it's been a long…
It's officially Sentimental Sunday, which is a close relative of Feelings Friday, which mostly means 'hi, I ate excessive amounts…
Hey cutie pies, YAY IT'S FEELINGS FRIDAY!!! I'm drinking tea with honey and apples and the sun is happy and…
First off: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Thank you for all of your wonderful poems last week, little lambies. Here are a few uninvented…
First of all, you guys made me cry and I'm so happy and I had so much fun reading your…
Today is our inaugural weekly FEELINGS FRIDAY where we write about our feelings in poetry and it’s Friday and I…
I lay in a too-large bed watching the sunset in a hotel high rise,decadent truffle wrappers strewn on the sheetsof…
I’m happy to announce that we’re opening for The Script in the spring! I LOVE TOURING AND MY BAND AND CREW…
Hey Cuties!!! THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZIER THAN A SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN 1994 AT DC DISCOVERY ZONE. Tour is so fun and everyone…
My dear friends, Today marks one of the most important days of my whole life, both personally and professionally. After…
Dream come true to be on NPR. All Things Considered is how I discovered some of my favorite artists. Listen…
Hey pumpkins, A lot of posts have been about promo, which is super important, because I want to tell you…
I’M PACKING ALL MY SHOES AND GLITTER AND GOING ON TOUR BABES. HOT DOGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!! It's my first headlining…
The BAND! My band is the absolute best. My whole team is the absolute best. But I don't think you…
Hey my pretty little angel muffins. Last week was a cray zay week. Let me recap: B.o.B dropped a serious rhyme…
Hello pretty babies. (I'm going to do my best to remain collected because I feel like I yell at you…
Ok, remember way back when I promised that the lyric video was only a placeholder for the really amazingly glorious…
"SECRETS" IS AVAILABLE ON ITUNES, AMAZON, and GOOGLE PLAY!!! Eeeeeeeee!!! You can get it now and scream with me in excitement because…
Now that I've divulged all my secrets to you in an adorable polka dot video with manicured nails, I want…
There are so many amazing things happening I can barely contain myself. I'm like a kid with ten rolls of…
Yay yay yay yay! I am so excited to show off some new merch! I will ship it to you…
Hey beautiful babes, My new single, SECRETS, is now being played on the radio!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I've been…
[Do note: there are no fun photos of cats or 90's TV shows in this blog post. It is not…
It seems like every post these days is in all caps. But that's because all the things that are happening…
This blog post could also be appropriately titled: I Just Ate A Chicken Patty By Itself While I Was Crying…
Dear citizens of the universe (and beyond) (like bed bath and beyond) (but actually not at all like bed bath…
Oh my babes. Woah babes. OH MY BABES I AM HEADING ON TOUR WITH GAVIN DEGRAW AND MATT NATHANSON. I…
Woah babes. I have so much on my mind. And I haven't talked to my therapist in a hot minute,…
Hey all my babes! I'm at it again. Making sad songs and singing them and recording them and sharing them…
You can buy it on iTunes here and on Amazon here. You are also allowed to cry when you listen…
OK babes. Let's be real. I've been real stinkin' busy and haven't had a heart to heart with you. So let's…
I want to preface this blog post by saying I've never claimed to be the healthiest person. I'm extremely busy,…
IT'S HERE. It's here it's here it's here. I can't believe it. I'm going BANANAS IN PAJAMAS about how excited…
OMIGOD OMIGOD Only two days until we release the music video for 'She Keeps Me Warm'. I can't believe it.…
As if today couldn't be more exciting with the announcement that I'll be SINGING SAME LOVE AT THE VMAS with…
Come say hello and hug me and hug my heart. AUGUST 3rd / Secret Location / 7pm …
It's here!!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!! [bandcamp width=350 height=442 track=1727067136 size=large bgcol=ffffff linkcol=0687f5 notracklist=true] Here's a little forward about 'She Keeps…
For real. For real, for real. You can purchase it on the music tab of my site, or at www.marylambert.bandcamp.com on…
And it was the most incredible thing I've ever done. A vision that I've had for over a year not…
And I'm gonna, Seattle!! July 11th at The Sorrento Hotel. And it's free. And it's sexy. And I'm gonna wear a…
Hey my beautiful babes, I've been glued to twitter for the last 12 hours. This Boston stuff is crazy scary.…
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Vancouver, B.C. COME CRY WITH ME ELECTRIC OWL April 28th, $8 pre-sale/$12 dos 19+ WITH LEMOLO EVENT PAGE PRE-SALE TICKETS…
Seattle, WA TOWN HALL April 9th, 7pm Hedgebrook Rising with Carolyn Forche, Karen Finney-Frock Bellingham, WA VILLAGE BOOKS April 26th with Rose…
Hey my babes, Put that pink and red equality sign on your shit. The bacon one is cool too. Tell…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0if0bSs4sAM&list=UUM62KX1Ec2bmI45qUINEtcQ&w=560&h=315
Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Seattle, Boston, New York, Toronto: all shows were AT CAPACITY. FOR REAL!? What in the hell. I…
Ok. Let me preface all of everything ever: '500 tips for fat girls' is not an advice book. It is…
Hi my babes, I'm leaving for tour in a little over a week. This is crazytown. My book is done!…
Christmas came. I am a happy lady with a Christmas brooch that has a snowman on it. I've been able…
The Paramount, Sunday December 9th Seattle, WA for ‘Love Wins’, a public wedding reception celebrating the legalization of gay marriage.…
It's real! I'm home! Our Christmas tree is up! I bought a wreath and mistletoe because I can! I like…
Mostly, just bowling.And getting a cold. A cold is one big joke. It lasts for weeks and screws with you…
Hello my loves. Let's play a game! What different belongings have I absent-mindedly forgotten at venues this last week? phone…
I'm in New York. This is bananas. I know a lot has happened in the last couple months, but it…
Because I'm sappier than a mother dropping her kids off to kindergarten,I have to tell you how much I love…
and it was totally awesome in every way, because I used to be a bad creeper there and wistfully look…
AND YOU CAN, AND YOU CAN, AND YOU CAN, AND WE CAN ALL GET MARRIED BECA-- USE THIS STATE IS…
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IMore and more driving. This tour is like a marathon. Like a sitting marathon. I don't think I've sat this…
It's official. I'm in love with Oregon. I already knew that I loved Portland. Great food, great strip clubs, great…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Ssg_GyEB4 Directed by Sam Soo (Hit the Streets- Vancouver, CAN)
Apparently, there is hella driving involved in touring? LIKE HELLA DRIVING YOU GUYS.I had a genius idea of playing fans…
Today is Monday! And that means it's our first and only day off from the tour to be home. It…
Dear God. I have not had a spare moment to reflect on how crazy this week has been for me.…
Today, in bad ideas for breakfast that still taste pretty great: tuna salad.Also, and likely more importantly, THE SAME LOVE…
ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO SERENADE YOUR GODDAMN PANTS OFF?! At rehearsal today, I tried to convince Ben and…
Hey guys. New stuff!Just received super cool, totally rad, great-for-carrying-groceries-in-seattle-because-plasticbags-are-the-devil canvas tote bags! They're pretty fly. They will be available…