Also I’m still fat and so happy!!!!!!!! Up until a few years ago, I had always felt like a tourist in my body. “Don’t get too comfortable with this version of me,” I wanted to tell people. Sometimes I would…

Hello my little backyard birds!! If this sweet lil message is finding you in the northeastern united states and you are ready for a show, you’re in darn luck, because I’m TOURING!!! I will be sharing some songs from Grief…

Hi y’all, if you’ve been following my social media, you probably know that I’m voice acting for an incredible character named Bertie in a new Netflix animated movie musical and series called Arlo the Alligator Boy and I ❤️️ Arlo. I…

Dear J.K. Rowling,  For someone who imagined such a staggeringly beautiful world of magic, the limits of your imagination when it comes to humankind are heartbreaking. For trans women and those of us who support them, your views aren’t just…

J.K. Rowling, armed with 14 million twitter followers and unimaginable wealth has chosen to spend her time, energy, and influence to center the conversation around her perceived victimhood under the guise of being in support of transgender people, and as…

Yes, it’s real!! I launched a Kickstarter for Grief Creature, because y’all are the best record label I’ve ever had. A link to my Kickstarter (and more about the album, obvi) is here!

Listen, your weight loss is your prerogative. If you feel like it’s gonna make you happier or feel better to have a goal of losing weight, then go for it! I’m not the expert on your body, you are! (I’d…

Shame Is an Ocean I Swim Across has been many, many years in the making. I’ve been working on this manuscript for the last five years. I didn’t want to get a book deal simply because of my music career,…

Just wanted you to know that this is HAPPENING!! OMG. Pre-order if you wanna! 

Yep, it’s true, we are hitting the road again in the second installment of the Everybody is a Babe Tour in January!!!! I have always dreamed to be an incarnation of the Snow Queen and wear a white robe and…

YOU READ THE TITLE!!!! It’s true! I’ve been doing everything I can to work with the over 21 venues to allow minors into a meet and greet, and all but one (Boise) was able to accommodate (no shade to Boise,…

Here are ticket links!!!! YAY!!!! 8/25- Syracuse, NY- New York State Fair- Get Tickets 9/3- Nashville, TN- Church Street Block Party- Get Tickets 10/21 – San Diego, CA – The Casbah – Get Tickets 10/22 – Los Angeles, CA – Bootleg Theater – Get…

The Everybody is a Babe Tour begins in October!!! Tickets go on sale on FRIDAY August 11th!!! Can you even stand it?!? Stupid excited for this run. It feels like I haven’t toured in a million years. And truthfully, I…

I am slightly embarrassed that I’m only just now getting to the blog, BUT YO, life has been insane in the queer membrane, y’all. I independently released Bold on May 5th, and a super queer super fun music video featuring Sara Ramirez (babe…

Over the course of the last few months, the Dakota Access Pipeline has been etched in my mind as one (among many) painful realities of this sci-fi novel we seem to be living in. In conjunction with Al Gore’s Climate…

My babies! It’s here! It’s queer! It’s my Kickstarter! (Check the link here to bypass my long-winded newsletter) For the last year, I’ve been polishing this EP and getting it ready to release to the world, but hit a financial…

Angels, I don’t even know where to start. It is a strange world we live in; My heart oscillates between fury,   despair, resilient hope, exhaustion, engagement, and back to fury again. But there is certainly and most always a…

Yay yay yay yay! I am so excited to show off some new merch! I will ship it to you ANYWHERE IN ALL THE LAND. Here is a link to the merch store! You can now purchase the bandanna with Body…

Hey beautiful babes, My new single, SECRETS, is now being played on the radio!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I’ve been pinching myself the last couple days. Totally surreal. Secrets is a song about being unapologetically yourself! And it’s catchy! And…

It seems like every post these days is in all caps. But that’s because all the things that are happening are hella worthy of caps, my patriotic kittens. EVERYTHING IS THE COOLEST ALL THE TIME. I am performing at the…

This blog post could also be appropriately titled: I Just Ate A Chicken Patty By Itself While I Was Crying at YouTube Comments and It May Have Been A Little Bit Frozen: Tales from Lonely Los Angeles I’m in L.A….

Dear citizens of the universe (and beyond) (like bed bath and beyond) (but actually not at all like bed bath and beyond), I’m releasing the Body Love music video in one week. I decided to launch The Body Love campaign…

Oh my babes. Woah babes. OH MY BABES I AM HEADING ON TOUR WITH GAVIN DEGRAW AND MATT NATHANSON. I know the dates are selective, boo boos, but don’t worry your pretty little heads; I got some pride festivals and…

Hey all my babes! I’m at it again. Making sad songs and singing them and recording them and sharing them and crossing my fingers and toes and eyes that you’ll like them. Just kidding about my eyes. I have sensitive…

OK babes. Let’s be real. I’ve been real stinkin’ busy and haven’t had a heart to heart with you. So let’s catch the fuck up. Some bullet points of my last couple months: * I signed to CAPITOL RECORDS in October and I…

IT’S HERE. It’s here it’s here it’s here. I can’t believe it. I’m going BANANAS IN PAJAMAS about how excited I am for all you babes out there to watch this. I spent two years thinking about making this video…

OMIGOD OMIGOD Only two days until we release the music video for ‘She Keeps Me Warm’. I can’t believe it. I’m so proud of my video baby. It’s totally like my baby. And I’m inducing labor on Friday. In case…

As if today couldn’t be more exciting with the announcement that I’ll be SINGING SAME LOVE AT THE VMAS with Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (not included in the announcement: lots of sequins and spanx) (also not included in the announcement:…

“She Keeps Me Warm” is now available on iTunes. Click to buy!!

Come say hello and hug me and hug my heart. AUGUST 3rd  / Secret Location / 7pm                     Appearing with Daniel Blue for ONE DEBUT FEATURE SONG, along with Courtney Marie Andrews,…

It’s here!!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!! [bandcamp width=350 height=442 track=1727067136 size=large bgcol=ffffff linkcol=0687f5 notracklist=true] Here’s a little forward about ‘She Keeps Me Warm’.            Ben, Ryan, and Hollis approached me to write the chorus to ‘Same Love’…

For real. For real, for real. You can purchase it on the music tab of my site, or at www.marylambert.bandcamp.com on Monday morning at 8am. Washington state, you can listen live to NPR/KUOW 94.9 at 9:30am to hear the radio debut…

And it was the most incredible thing I’ve ever done. A vision that I’ve had for over a year not only came to fruition, but was executed more beautifully than I ever could have imagined. This last weekend was so…

And I’m gonna, Seattle!! July 11th at The Sorrento Hotel.  And it’s free. And it’s sexy. And I’m gonna wear a black dress and curl my hair and pretend to be Audrey Hepburn in “My Fair Lady” or just Audrey…

Hey my beautiful babes, I’ve been glued to twitter for the last 12 hours. This Boston stuff is crazy scary. My thoughts and prayers are with you Watertown, MIT, Boston.

  Also New Zealand PASSED MARRIAGE EQUALITY!! Yay New Zealand. I gotta plan my trip. Also, NYC and Bellingham, I’m coming to you. <3 <3 <3 <3   xoxo M

Vancouver, B.C. COME CRY WITH ME ELECTRIC OWL April 28th, $8 pre-sale/$12 dos 19+ WITH LEMOLO EVENT PAGE PRE-SALE TICKETS         PORTLAND, OREGON COME CRY WITH ME BACKSPACE May 7th, 9pm, $7 ALL AGES, bar w/ID with…

Seattle, WA TOWN HALL April 9th, 7pm Hedgebrook Rising with Carolyn Forche, Karen Finney-Frock Bellingham, WA VILLAGE BOOKS April 26th with Rose McAleese Seattle, WA MEANDERS KITCHEN April 27th Benefit for Camp Ten Trees & Queer Rock Camp Vancouver, B.C. ELECTRIC OWL…

Hey my babes, Put that pink and red equality sign on your shit. The bacon one is cool too. Tell your friends why it’s important. Tell the fundamentalists to suck it, because they haven’t read the bible. Pray. Pray. Hug…

Wowie Zowie, my babes. Where do I start?? The Northeastern/Canadian Good Feelings Tour was AMAZING. Washington D.C. gave us so much love. We ate Sprinkles Cupcakes, went to the zoo, and had amazing food. A woman drove her kids an…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0if0bSs4sAM&list=UUM62KX1Ec2bmI45qUINEtcQ&w=560&h=315

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Seattle, Boston, New York, Toronto: all shows were AT CAPACITY. FOR REAL!? What in the hell. I had to order more books for the other shows. I can’t thank you guys enough for coming to the shows,…

Ok. Let me preface all of everything ever: ‘500 tips for fat girls’ is not an advice book. It is a collection of poetry surrounding body image, rape, and relationships. There are no actual tips. If you wanted to find…

Hi my babes, I’m leaving for tour in a little over a week. This is crazytown. My book is done! It’s a doozy! My first collection of poetry, titled, “500 tips for fat girls” is going to be released at…

Christmas came. I am a happy lady with a Christmas brooch that has a snowman on it. I’ve been able to be home a lot more and listen to Schumann, and compose, and write songs, and kiss Rachel, and watch…

The Paramount, Sunday December 9th Seattle, WA for ‘Love Wins’, a public wedding reception celebrating the legalization of gay marriage. FREE Live on Jet City Stream with Marco Collins, Friday December 14th www.jetcitystream.com For the Jet City Stream Holiday Open…

It’s real! I’m home! Our Christmas tree is up! I bought a wreath and mistletoe because I can! I like exclamation points! I want to buy a sweater with tinkly bells and possibly polar bears that maybe have hats on…

Mostly, just bowling. And getting a cold. A cold is one big joke. It lasts for weeks and screws with you but is never as debilitating as the flu, which after 2 weeks of a head cold, you’d probably prefer…

Hello my loves. Let’s play a game! What different belongings have I absent-mindedly forgotten at venues this last week? phone charger, meds, tea, cold medicine, headphones, laptop charger. I told my friend that I had lost my phone charger and…

I’m in New York. This is bananas. I know a lot has happened in the last couple months, but it never stops me from freaking out every ten seconds. I’ve always wanted to go to NYC, and finally I’m going!…

Because I’m sappier than a mother dropping her kids off to kindergarten,I have to tell you how much I love weddings. I love singing, I love playing piano, I love wedding dresses, I LOVE HAPPY TEARS. A thought occurred to me…

and it was totally awesome in every way, because I used to be a bad creeper there and wistfully look at women who always thought I was straight because my eyeliner is and was perpetually flawless. Okay. I know this…

AND YOU CAN, AND YOU CAN, AND YOU CAN, AND WE CAN ALL GET MARRIED BECA– USE THIS STATE IS SO GODDAMN EQUAL AND I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART. Last night’s agenda consisted of Rachel and I hopping…

I was added to the East Coast portion of the Macklemore tour. Which, unfortunately means I’ve had to cancel a few of my Seattle shows. I am sad to announce I won’t be involved in the Hugo House show any…

Holy shit. I can’t even keep up with the momentum of my career/gay heaven. On top of having stellar shows in Santa Cruz and San Diego, having drinks with lovely poetry friends, bonding with my incredible tour crew, I have two…

IMore and more driving. This tour is like a marathon. Like a sitting marathon. I don’t think I’ve sat this much ever. I’ve recruited the dancers (who’ve resumed the tour with us! YAY!) to help me with my sweet dance…

It’s official. I’m in love with Oregon. I already knew that I loved Portland. Great food, great strip clubs, great bike paths, etc. But I didn’t know that I loved the rest of Oregon.   The upside about driving in a…

Directed by Sam Soo (Hit the Streets- Vancouver, CAN)

Today is Monday! And that means it’s our first and only day off from the tour to be home. It also means I get to catch up on Project Runway. Thank God. BUT SERIOUSLY WHO IS GOING TO FASHION WEEK?!…

Today, in bad ideas for breakfast that still taste pretty great: tuna salad. Also, and likely more importantly, THE SAME LOVE VIDEO HIT A MILLION. (duh, i had to find the screenshot where i’m in it, obvi)wowowowowow.I woke up this…

ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO SERENADE YOUR GODDAMN PANTS OFF?! At rehearsal today, I tried to convince Ben and Ryan that I should enter on a unicorn. I don’t know why they were so against it. I also demanded…

Hey guys. New stuff! Just received super cool, totally rad, great-for-carrying-groceries-in-seattle-because-plasticbags-are-the-devil canvas tote bags! They’re pretty fly. They will be available in the merch store this week! ALSOALSOALSO I have a show next saturday with freaking Courtney Marie Andrews. This…