Yay yay yay yay! I am so excited to show off some new merch! I will ship it to you ANYWHERE IN ALL THE LAND. Here is a link to the merch store!
You can now purchase the bandanna with Body Love in my handwriting.
Girl, go ahead and ugly cry all over this shit
Or maybe you want a neat something to hang on your wall! You can pick up a ‘She Keeps Me Warm’ lyric poster!
Fancy!
Maybe Body Love is something that touched you! Well I want to touch you! That sounded better in my head! I meant I want you to feel soft in a comfy T-shirt. There are Body Love posters too!
And remember, the merch site is the only place you can order my collection of poetry, ‘500 tips for fat girls’. It’s kind of like ‘500 days of summer’ except it’s not. Not even close. I lied.
I WOULD NAME THESE KITTENS COLUMBUS AND LINCOLN.
Also, HAPPY FOURTH!!
EEEEE PATRIOTIC CATS!!!
xoxox
M
